The humans from the 1st level of hell play a game called, Ing of the Hill; an odd name I admit, but the terror on their face and cats on their tongues may have meant a loss in pronunciation. They race up to the top of a hill and try to maintain dominance of the top of the hill. It is fascinating to watch how quickly those at the bottom form allegiances with those also at the bottom to conquer the human at the top, only once on top, betray those who have helped them achieve this point. The only human most in danger is that at the top, it is a dangerous place. Well, second dangerous if the humans make the unfortunate move of playing on Sisyphus' hill, then when the boulder goes down the other side, lo be to those below.
Eric of Ebola's position is similar to that of Ing of the Hill. He is at the top and everyone is gunning for him. Neighsayer Matt and Gormash James sits there and blasts away with whatever super powers they have, I demand tribute of Eric of Ebola.
So problematic is Eric of Ebola's position is that he gave in to my demand for tribute! What horrible a fate it is to be at the top.
To the Ministerium:
I have purchased the second part of the four part Machine of Agony, I am trying to build this machine to bring down the cowardly spell casting duo's powerful blasts and secure a victory after Eric of Ebola's defeat.
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